I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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