omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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