Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
