is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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