At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There r osticjed everywhere
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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