I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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