Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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