I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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