What should our trivia night team be named?
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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