about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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