you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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