i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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