So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
should my penis look like a turkey
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm just crazy horny about you
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
