Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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