That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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