Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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