So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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