I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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