goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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