I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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