I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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