Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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