So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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