i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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