awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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