No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
it glows. i had to have it.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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