I'm drive I can fine osifer
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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