Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
pop tarts are not kleenex
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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