? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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