Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
and you fell through a lawn chair
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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