shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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