Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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