wrigley field is MILF paradise
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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