don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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