My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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