Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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