a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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