I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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