he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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