I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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