on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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