i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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