We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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