I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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