I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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