Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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