That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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