Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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