I smell stomach acid.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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