don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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