If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
