is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you will always have a special place in my vag
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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