Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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