i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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