im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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